Post by Tillibleeboorgleenet on Nov 13, 2007 20:36:30 GMT -5
With a flop the kender female by the name of Tillibleeboorgleenet sat herself down beside her first ‘victim’ of course, this was not how she saw it. Oh no, not her; he was simply a new acquaintance that she had met along this wonderful road of life. Stretching out her limbs she waited for the gangly looking fellow to answer her, two….five…eight minutes.. “Hey are you mute? Because if you are, I’d like it if you told me so!” Her small head tilted letting wisps of her semi-up kept ebon locks fall into her face as she furrowed those brows of hers, and puffed out her cheeks. Finally the man turned to make eye contact to her, a malicious grin spread over his facial expression; showing off a rather disgusting set of missing, half, and grimy teeth. “Ugly brute aren’t you? Bet they threw you in jail for that, huh?” Solemnly she nodded, the law was getting much more uncivil as the years progressed; tossing people in jail now for nothing.
“Killed a man I did!” No this was interesting! Slowly the kender leaned forward, expecting to hear of the story.
“Did he make fun of your teeth?.. Or maybe it was your lack of hair!? I certainly wouldn’t put up with something like that, no, no my hair is very fine; I sure hope it doesn’t end up like yours.. Oh! I bet he made fun of that nasty wart thing you’ve got hanging off the side of your face! Did you impale him? Slice him? Dice him up into a bunch of tiny pieces?!” Her imagination had began to run wild with each moment of silence the prisoner held.
“Eat his heart I did!” The sickly looking beast of a man approached her, slowly; due to having scrawny legs.
“WOW! How did it taste? Why did you do that? What exactly do you put on a mans heart to make it tasty? Raw? Cooked!?” Oh now this was going to be something interesting to tell Raz when she finally caught up with him again.. Still the man made his way closer to the kender who simply starred bug-eyed and unknowing at him.
“Killed a man I did!” No this was interesting! Slowly the kender leaned forward, expecting to hear of the story.
“Did he make fun of your teeth?.. Or maybe it was your lack of hair!? I certainly wouldn’t put up with something like that, no, no my hair is very fine; I sure hope it doesn’t end up like yours.. Oh! I bet he made fun of that nasty wart thing you’ve got hanging off the side of your face! Did you impale him? Slice him? Dice him up into a bunch of tiny pieces?!” Her imagination had began to run wild with each moment of silence the prisoner held.
“Eat his heart I did!” The sickly looking beast of a man approached her, slowly; due to having scrawny legs.
“WOW! How did it taste? Why did you do that? What exactly do you put on a mans heart to make it tasty? Raw? Cooked!?” Oh now this was going to be something interesting to tell Raz when she finally caught up with him again.. Still the man made his way closer to the kender who simply starred bug-eyed and unknowing at him.
